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Mad Scientist Club - Membership: One
By MonkeyBard
Rating: PG
Length: 221B
Universe: BBC
Genre: Slash
Warning: I'm totally punchy by now. The fics. They are mad. Mad, I say!
Summary: Challenge accepted!
Date: 3 August 2015
AP9: Domestic Hazards. Research shows that an overwhelming percentage of accident-related injuries happen in the home. 221B is far from an exception.
A/N: Follows immediately after Insert Maniacal Laughter Here.

"Half an hour, Sherlock. Not even half and hour! Twenty-five minutes at most. And what was the last thing I told you before I left?"

"In my defence, John, I don't usually listen to what you say--"

"That's your defence?!"

"--of which you are perfectly well aware. Additionally, I would like to point out that the flat, indeed the entire building, is still standing, so burning it down isn't the issue."

"You're your own mad scientists club, you are. You're damned lucky you only go minor burns off this mess."


"You're also damned lucky I replaced the fire extinguisher and first-aid kit after the last incident."


"You're going to have to buy a new table and microwave. And kettle?! For fuck's sake, Sherlock! You melted the kettle?!"

"Do stop stating the obvious, John."

"You've not left me much else, have you? I can't even make bloody tea any more."

"If you'd only pause in your wild histrionics--? Thank you. I've already ordered a new microwave and kettle to be delivered first thing tomorrow morning. Also, there's ample time to shop for a new table right now."

"You think so?"

"After which, we'll go for dinner wherever you choose."

"My choice?"


"Without any commentary from you?"

"You have my word."

"All right. You're buying?"

"I'm buying."

Date: 2015-08-03 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
If I were John I'd be extremely suspicious. Sherlock is being entirely too prompt about replacing items and buying dinner. What else has he done which he doesn't want John to notice?

Date: 2015-08-09 10:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Yes, Sherlock seem a bit too obliging there.

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