monkeybard: (Silverfox)
Elimination (BBC-verse)
Author: MonkeyBard
Rating: R [language]
Summary: Stage One is complete. Stage Two commences.
Characters: Greg Lestrade (Silverfox), John Watson (Doc), Molly Hooper (a Boffin), Sally Donovan (Toast)
Genre: Crack and a little h/c
Word count: 2106
Date: 16 November 2013
A/N: Silverfox 'verse
A/N2: Immediately follows Infiltration. No beta.

He supposed he should be celebrating that it was only a single platoon... )
monkeybard: (Silverfox)
Infiltration (BBC-verse)
Author: MonkeyBard
Rating: R [language]
Summary: Stage one of the op commences.
Characters: Greg Lestrade (Silverfox), John Watson (Doc), Molly Hooper (a Boffin), Sally Donovan (Toast)
Genre: Crack with a touch of angst
Word count: 1996
Date: 12 November 2013
A/N: Silverfox 'verse
A/N2: Immediately follows Wireless. No beta.

An hour ago he never would have believed it. )
monkeybard: (Silverfox)
Wireless (BBC-verse)
Author: MonkeyBard
Rating: R [language]
Summary: One boffin is thinking fast and Silverfox isn't entirely happy about it.
Characters: Greg Lestrade (Silverfox), Sherlock Holmes (Oracle), John Watson (Doc), Molly Hooper (a Boffin)
Genre: Crack and a little angst
Word count: 1257
Date: 4 November 2013
A/N: Silverfox 'verse. Be afraid.
A/N2: Pretty much immediately follows Flamingoed Up--on the Silverfox side of the story. On the RL side... Well, that's another matter entirely.

The quarantine warning turned out to be a lucky break... )
monkeybard: (quirky)
Flamingoed Up* (BBC-verse)
Author: MonkeyBard
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Greg isn't having a very good day in either universe.
Characters: Greg Lestrade (Silverfox), John Watson (Doc)
Genre: Crack
Word count: 604
Date: 31 July 2013
Prompt: Just a little bit more: Write an add-on scene to one of your own stories. This can be an addition to a previous entry you wrote for JWP. Please link the story to which you're adding on!
A/N: Add-on or follow-up or whatever to 21 July's Homestretch, but stands on its own--I think.


Fucking quarantine. )



*Title taken from Red Dwarf S2E6 "Parallel Universe":
Holly: I've got to admit it. I've flamingoed up.
Rimmer: What?
Holly: Well it's like a cock-up, only much, much bigger.
monkeybard: (summer solstice)
Homestretch (BBC-verse)
Author: MonkeyBard
Rating: PG13
Summary: Lestrade loses a challenge.
Characters: Greg Lestrade (Silver Fox), Sherlock Holmes (Oracle), John Watson (Doc), Sophie Marquardson (Sable One, OC)
Warnings: Crack!fic; Homemade Slang
Genres: Crack, Het, Slash
Word count: 1143
Date: 21 July 2013
Prompt: lost comet. Use however this inspires you - whether it's the phrase, the idea, or an actual 'lost' comet, such as the one rediscovered in 1894 (among other years).
A/N: Sequel to Sod's Law, among others.


Lestrade opened his eyes and oriented himself. )
monkeybard: (such rubbish)
Sod's Law (BBC-verse)
Author: MonkeyBard
Rating: Teen for language
Summary: The current mission is not going as smoothly as Silverfox would have liked.
Characters: John Watson (Doc), Greg Lestrade (Silverfox), Sophie Marquardson* (Sable One (OC))
Warnings: CRACKTASTIC! Also, an unholy mix of slang from the UK and my sick little brain. Hopefully everything will make sufficient sense in context.
Word count: 743
Date: 13 July 2013
Prompt: One of those days: Murphy's Law says that when things can go wrong, they will.
A/N: This story directly relates to the equally cracky fics Foxhole and Frozen/Ice.
A/N2: None of these JWP fics have been beta'd, but it may show more in this one than in others. For that, I apologise.

That cock-sucking hunk of rock was going to be the death of him. )
monkeybard: (grammarcat)
Title: Frozen/Ice
Universe: BBC-Sherlock
Rating: PG-13, language
Length: 221 x 2 (Yes, they are two connected 221b fics.)
Prompt: How about "ice" and "frozen"?
Warnings: Crack!Fic and Lestrade whumpage.
Disclaimers: Wish they were mine, but I only play with them and then put them away nicely. Or sort of nicely. Well, okay. I just put them away.
Thanks to morganstuart for the perfect prompt to send my wee, twisted brain back to a cracky little universe that I love. I doubt this is anything you were expecting, but you might take some little consolation in knowing that it isn't anything I was expecting either. ;-)
Author's Notes: Most excellent and swift beta by methylviolet10b! Many thanks!
If anyone is curious as to the origin of this universe, that story can be found on LJ here: Foxhole or on my website here: Foxhole.

No lutefisk curry was involved in the writing of these fics.


Frozen/Ice )
monkeybard: (cute but evil)
Foxhole (BBC-verse)
Author: monkeybard
Rating: PG-13 for language
Warnings: Crack!Fic
Word count: 596
Author's Notes: This is where my mind went. Don't try to understand why; it will only hurt your brain. This was written mostly on my phone, so I haven't a clue as to length. No beta. Not even a proper spell-check. *eep!*
Author's Notes Pt. 2: Sincere apologies to Lestrade. 
Disclaimer: The crack is mine. That's all I claim. 
Date: July 31
Prompt: Pic Fic (http://watsons-woes.livejournal.com/557637.html)


Lestrade cursed the day he volunteered for this ass-eating mission. )

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