Because I don't feel like thinking too hard.

[monkeybard]

Memeage nicked from sunkrux 

What is your name?
Monkeybard

Famous Artist/Band/Musician:
Manilow, Barry

4 letter word:
Mother Fucker (You din't mean 4-letter literally , right?)

Vehicle:
Mazda

Country:
Mexico

Boy Name:
Matthew

Girl Name:
Mathilda

Drink:
Milk

Occupation:
Mathemetician

Something you wear:
Mask

Reason for Being Late:
Missed the buss

Food:
Maytag blue cheese