monkeybard | F*cking Zone Alarm!

I knew I shouldn't have downloaded the upgrade today, but I thought, 'Why not? What harm could it do?' Well it cut me off from the desktop computer and, therefore, the printer. Now I have to wait for Nordic Boy to get home and fix the fucker for me. I'm so fed up with technology that thinks it's smarter than I am. FUCK YOU, TECHNOLOGY! I am and will always be smarter than you. I know what I do and don't want on my computer. THAT DECISION IS NOT YOURS TO MAKE!