La, la, la, la, la

[monkeybard]

Up until about half and hour ago, I was managing to keep myself sufficiently, legitimately busy here at NordicBoy's office.  I have spent the last 30 minutes looking for entertaining things online.  The following was posted to my fave BBS.  Put down your beverage and go use the loo, because otherwise you will become a living spit-take in a puddle of pee.  I think I stopped breathing at #45 due to extreme laughter.

The Fantasy Novelist's Exam

Hmm...  Methinks I need an icon of someone laughing hysterically.

Comments

[leiliaxf.livejournal.com]

I especially like this one:

Is your name Robert Jordan and you lied like a dog to get this far?

My god that man needs an editor. Or three. I stopped reading after...book six, when I realized it was NEVER GOING TO END.

[monkeybard]

You've made me extra glad that I never got involved.

[jenboo.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I think I lost it at #45, too, but only because we know people who work and/or worked there. *g*

[monkeybard]

Yup! Yup! And then you get to the "hit points" question, and it's doubly funny 'cause WotC publishes the D&D books. :D /geek

Yer Killin' Me.

[(Anonymous)]

I now have to go back and re-plot my YA fantasy romance.

Dammit.

K-Bob

Re: Yer Killin' Me.

[monkeybard]

Oops! Sorry. ;-) Hee, hee!

You know, I just read "The Weirdstone of Brisingamon" and it broke at least two of those rules. Does it count when the book is 30+ years old?