False Memory Meme

[monkeybard]

Had too much fun responding to sunkrux  not to post this myself.  :D

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your LJ and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Comments

[write-light.livejournal.com]

That time we kidnapped Connor? That really really didn't work out the way I expected. But we did learn a little about Shakespearean acting along the way, right? Nice of him not to sue. If only vflick hadn't decided to get up on her high horse and turn us in, it could have been perfect.

[monkeybard]

You're right. We should have planned better and not gone after him when he was filming a guest shot on "Stargate: Atlantis" out by Fort Langley. In fact, we probably should have rethought the whole international aspect of the op. But the pointers on Shakespeare were super useful!

[write-light.livejournal.com]

That "international conspiracy" angle really added to the years on my sentence, so yes, hindsight is 20-20. Still, I've started a Shakespeare group in the facility, and most of the inmates are participating. No daggers allowed, so Hamlet, Macbeth and about fifteen other plays are right out. :(

[monkeybard]

That does let out most of the tragedies and all of the histories, but at least you can perform them in proper Elizabethan family: with all men!

[write-light.livejournal.com]

They aren't too keen on the cross-dressing (apart from the ones who *are*, for other reasons). The warden won't let me call it "Experimental".

[sunkrux.livejournal.com]

It was a dark and stormy night Oh wait that's not how it began at all...

Do you remember that time we got stuck in Australia trying to track down Ryalin because she got arrested for stalking Hugh Jackman? Do you remember what you told the police as to why were were there? I'm surprised (and pleased) they bought that story or we would have been in jail right next to my evil. That would have made it hard to bust her out of jail later, like we did.

[monkeybard]

Oh seriously! Who knew that the Aussies were so enamoured of performance art that they'd believe that? It's a shame Ryalin is barred from the country for the next five years, though, and that restraining order Hugh put out against her was overkill, if you ask me.

[sunkrux.livejournal.com]

I know. Seriously, Hugh did have to let up a little since well, the US is Ryalin's home. I mean I know he comes here every now and then, but really he did overkill a bit on how far she had to stay away from him.

[monkeybard]

I hear he won't film in LA any more as a result. But that means he's in Vancouver, BC, more often, which has potential. Although after that whole debaucle with write_light, Connor, and me, I think maybe I shouldn't press my luck with the Canuck authorities.

[sunkrux.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't tell Ry he'll be filming in Vancouver, B.C. more though. You know her, she'd come "visit" you and jaunthie and use it as an excuse to go stalk him there too.

I wouldn't push your luck that's for sure. With it being the Holidays and all I don't think I could afford bail money for you.