FIC: Quelle Surprise (BBC-verse)

[monkeybard]

Author: monkeybard
Rating: PG for implications
Summary: Sherlock and John get 'cozy'.
Warning: Physical impediments, close quarters, and French.
Length: 174 words
Author's Notes: No tags. No narrative. No beta.
Disclaimer: Still not mine. Still happy to take them home with me.
PROMPT DATE: July 17
PROMPT from Watson's Woes: Dialogue fic - a story told entirely with dialogue. Sound effects are permitted if you need them. :)



"Move your knee. … A little more. … Perfect."

"Your hand is-- Can you--? Lower. There."

"Oof!"

"All right?"

"Fine. You know, this would be easier if you'd worn fewer clothes."

"This coming from the man of a million jumpers."

"What's wrong with my jumpers?"

"Nothing, John. Achoo! Except this one is making my nose itch."

"That's the dust. And you can't blame me for that. You chose this location."

"It has the necessary qualities."

"If you mean it's so 'cozy' that a yogi would find it confining…"

"Funny."

"Your overcoat's in the way. I can't quite reach-- That's got it."

"Can you shift your leg to the left? My left."

"Sorry."

"Much better."

"Sherlock--!"

"I heard it, John. Quiet."

"Dans ici. Allez! Vite, vite!"

"Sherlock…"

"Shhh!"

"S'il vous plait, non!"

"Silence! Assis-toi et arrête pleurnichant!"

"Only one of them?"

"No. Three. You have your gun?"

"If I can get it out past your damned coat."

"John--"

"I think my foot's asleep."

"John…"

"Yes, all right."

"On three."

"One…"

"Two…"

"Three!"

Comments

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

*snerk* A very close call, I take it!

[monkeybard]

Very close, indeed. ;)

[sunkrux.livejournal.com]

I'm actually surprised it too you THIS long to write something for this show. :D Mind if I pimp it to a friend who likes the show & pairing as well? :D

[sunkrux.livejournal.com]

that "too you" up there, is supposed to be "took you" *head-desk* I blame the headache.

[monkeybard]

I figured it out. ;) Hope the headache has gone away!

[monkeybard]

Pimp away! (Did you read the previous one? It's BBC-verse, too.) :D

[sunkrux.livejournal.com]

I pimped it already. I did not read it or this one, you know me, slash, not my thing. ;) I'm happy to pimp your stuff out though because I KNOW you're a great writer. :D

[monkeybard]

You're sweet to share. :) You should read them. Neither is overtly slashy, IMO, but I leave it to your discretion. :)

[sunkrux.livejournal.com]

Maybe some day but not this week. It's Comic Con Weekend, week & I'm gearing up for that. :D

Hey I'm all for pimping fan fic authors who actually know how to write, whether or not I read some of their fics (well I have read a lot of your fics) or not because quite frankly, there are a lot of "fic writers" who do not know how to write. ;)

[monkeybard]

Oo! Have fun at ComicCon!

You're such a giver, and today you're giving my ego the lurv. ;)

[sunkrux.livejournal.com]

Thanks. It's all the Evil Twinny of mine's fault. She started me (who really doesn't like big crowds mind you) on it. This will be my 3rd year. :D

Hey you know me, I'm brutally honest. :D I call it as I see it. You are a really great writer. :D Hey, I learned my giver ways from the master. ;) *HUGGLEPOUNCE*

[illfindmyway.livejournal.com]

*Giggles* This is fabulous! Nice job.


P.S. Sunny sent me :D

[monkeybard]

Thanks! Glad it amused you. And welcome! :)

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

"Ha, you stoopeed Engleesh pig-dogs! I fart in your general direction!"

"We're in luck, John, it's a very silly Frenchman."

[monkeybard]

It's always a good day when someone quotes Monty Python. :D

[ktbob.livejournal.com]

<33333

So. Much. Love.

Well-done, you!

[monkeybard]

Thank you, my sweet!