FIC: Quelle Surprise (BBC-verse)
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monkeybardAuthor: monkeybard
Rating: PG for implications
Summary: Sherlock and John get 'cozy'.
Warning: Physical impediments, close quarters, and French.
Length: 174 words
Author's Notes: No tags. No narrative. No beta.
Disclaimer: Still not mine. Still happy to take them home with me.
PROMPT DATE: July 17
PROMPT from Watson's Woes: Dialogue fic - a story told entirely with dialogue. Sound effects are permitted if you need them. :)
"Move your knee. … A little more. … Perfect."
"Your hand is-- Can you--? Lower. There."
"Oof!"
"All right?"
"Fine. You know, this would be easier if you'd worn fewer clothes."
"This coming from the man of a million jumpers."
"What's wrong with my jumpers?"
"Nothing, John. Achoo! Except this one is making my nose itch."
"That's the dust. And you can't blame me for that. You chose this location."
"It has the necessary qualities."
"If you mean it's so 'cozy' that a yogi would find it confining…"
"Funny."
"Your overcoat's in the way. I can't quite reach-- That's got it."
"Can you shift your leg to the left? My left."
"Sorry."
"Much better."
"Sherlock--!"
"I heard it, John. Quiet."
"Dans ici. Allez! Vite, vite!"
"Sherlock…"
"Shhh!"
"S'il vous plait, non!"
"Silence! Assis-toi et arrête pleurnichant!"
"Only one of them?"
"No. Three. You have your gun?"
"If I can get it out past your damned coat."
"John--"
"I think my foot's asleep."
"John…"
"Yes, all right."
"On three."
"One…"
"Two…"
"Three!"
Rating: PG for implications
Summary: Sherlock and John get 'cozy'.
Warning: Physical impediments, close quarters, and French.
Length: 174 words
Author's Notes: No tags. No narrative. No beta.
Disclaimer: Still not mine. Still happy to take them home with me.
PROMPT DATE: July 17
PROMPT from Watson's Woes: Dialogue fic - a story told entirely with dialogue. Sound effects are permitted if you need them. :)
"Move your knee. … A little more. … Perfect."
"Your hand is-- Can you--? Lower. There."
"Oof!"
"All right?"
"Fine. You know, this would be easier if you'd worn fewer clothes."
"This coming from the man of a million jumpers."
"What's wrong with my jumpers?"
"Nothing, John. Achoo! Except this one is making my nose itch."
"That's the dust. And you can't blame me for that. You chose this location."
"It has the necessary qualities."
"If you mean it's so 'cozy' that a yogi would find it confining…"
"Funny."
"Your overcoat's in the way. I can't quite reach-- That's got it."
"Can you shift your leg to the left? My left."
"Sorry."
"Much better."
"Sherlock--!"
"I heard it, John. Quiet."
"Dans ici. Allez! Vite, vite!"
"Sherlock…"
"Shhh!"
"S'il vous plait, non!"
"Silence! Assis-toi et arrête pleurnichant!"
"Only one of them?"
"No. Three. You have your gun?"
"If I can get it out past your damned coat."
"John--"
"I think my foot's asleep."
"John…"
"Yes, all right."
"On three."
"One…"
"Two…"
"Three!"
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Date: 2011-07-18 05:21 pm (UTC)Hey I'm all for pimping fan fic authors who actually know how to write, whether or not I read some of their fics (well I have read a lot of your fics) or not because quite frankly, there are a lot of "fic writers" who do not know how to write. ;)
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Date: 2011-07-18 05:50 pm (UTC)You're such a giver, and today you're giving my ego the lurv. ;)
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Date: 2011-07-18 07:12 pm (UTC)Hey you know me, I'm brutally honest. :D I call it as I see it. You are a really great writer. :D Hey, I learned my giver ways from the master. ;) *HUGGLEPOUNCE*