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Dear ZoneAlarm,

Fuck you very much for being aware of the problem you're causing with every IM client out there, and yet failing to do anything about it.  You suck ass.

Not feeling the love,
MonkeyBard

For kayjayuu

"Among all the varied wonders of the universe, there's nothing so firmly clamped shut as the military mind."
~ Doctor Who #7, Battlefield

"Circular logic will only make you dizzy, Doctor!"
~ Peri, The Two Doctors (I think)

"What's wrong with 'unsinkable'?"
"Nothing...said the iceberg to the Titanic. Glub, glub, glub."
~ Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbrigde-Stewart and Doctor Who #4, Robot

ETA: I just thought of another classic. :D

"Just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't imune to bullets."
~ Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbrigde-Stewart, Robot

And one for the Newbie Whovians (and because I'm a Shakespeare geek and I loved this moment):

"Come on! We can all have a good flirt later."
"Is that a promise, Doctor?"
"Oh, fifty-seven academics just punched the air."
~ Doctor Who #10 and William Shakespeare, The Shakespeare Code

Bye-bye, Grover. Hello, Mac.

Dear Mike Hargrove,

Seattle will miss you.  Thanks for giving us another broom to SWEEEEEEEP the Blue Jays out of the ballpark today.  :D

You'd better come see us for the playoffs, as your lovely wife promised.

Sincerely,
~MonkeyBard



Dear John McLaren,

You've been here a long time.  You deserve today's promotion.  Take us all the way, okay? :)

Yours,
~MonkeyBard