Caffeine Diary

Elimination (BBC-verse)
Author: MonkeyBard
Rating: R [language]
Summary: Stage One is complete. Stage Two commences.
Characters: Greg Lestrade (Silverfox), John Watson (Doc), Molly Hooper (a Boffin), Sally Donovan (Toast)
Genre: Crack and a little h/c
Word count: 2106
Date: 16 November 2013
A/N: Silverfox 'verse
A/N2: Immediately follows Infiltration. No beta.

( He supposed he should be celebrating that it was only a single platoon... )

Wireless (BBC-verse)
Author: MonkeyBard
Rating: R [language]
Summary: One boffin is thinking fast and Silverfox isn't entirely happy about it.
Characters: Greg Lestrade (Silverfox), Sherlock Holmes (Oracle), John Watson (Doc), Molly Hooper (a Boffin)
Genre: Crack and a little angst
Word count: 1257
Date: 4 November 2013
A/N: Silverfox 'verse. Be afraid.
A/N2: Pretty much immediately follows Flamingoed Up--on the Silverfox side of the story. On the RL side... Well, that's another matter entirely.

( The quarantine warning turned out to be a lucky break... )

Homestretch (BBC-verse)
Author: MonkeyBard
Rating: PG13
Summary: Lestrade loses a challenge.
Characters: Greg Lestrade (Silver Fox), Sherlock Holmes (Oracle), John Watson (Doc), Sophie Marquardson (Sable One, OC)
Warnings: Crack!fic; Homemade Slang
Genres: Crack, Het, Slash
Word count: 1143
Date: 21 July 2013
Prompt: lost comet. Use however this inspires you - whether it's the phrase, the idea, or an actual 'lost' comet, such as the one rediscovered in 1894 (among other years).
A/N: Sequel to Sod's Law, among others.


( Lestrade opened his eyes and oriented himself. )

Title: Frozen/Ice
Universe: BBC-Sherlock
Rating: PG-13, language
Length: 221 x 2 (Yes, they are two connected 221b fics.)
Prompt: How about "ice" and "frozen"?
Warnings: Crack!Fic and Lestrade whumpage.
Disclaimers: Wish they were mine, but I only play with them and then put them away nicely. Or sort of nicely. Well, okay. I just put them away.
Thanks to morganstuart for the perfect prompt to send my wee, twisted brain back to a cracky little universe that I love. I doubt this is anything you were expecting, but you might take some little consolation in knowing that it isn't anything I was expecting either. ;-)
Author's Notes: Most excellent and swift beta by methylviolet10b! Many thanks!
If anyone is curious as to the origin of this universe, that story can be found on LJ here: Foxhole or on my website here: Foxhole.

No lutefisk curry was involved in the writing of these fics.


( Frozen/Ice )