Only in the theatre...
Jul. 8th, 2005 09:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
monkeybardMe: My left knee is one big contusion.
Mark: What from?
Me: I think it must have been last night, when I dropped and killed Jack.
Jack: (looking up at the sound of his name) What?
Me: My knee is this huge contusion from when I killed you last night.
Jack: Oh! I'm sorry.
And a thought for the day:
Fluellen: I'll tell you, there is good men
porn at Monmouth.
Henry V - IV, vii, 50-51
