Textus interr-- (BBC-verse)

[monkeybard]

Author: monkeybar
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Slash, sexting, and silliness
Word count: ~150
Author's Note: Yes, I did this challenge already, but this one popped into my head and I had to write it. Written late last night on my phone after two very large glasses of wine. No beta.
DATE: July 22
PROMPT from Watson's Woes: Epistolary fic, fluff genre
REQUIREMENTS: BBCSherlock verse: Fanmail (Well...that part's debatable in this case.  ;-) )
Disclaimer: Still not mine. Still would take them both home with me--esp. when they're being all naughty. ;-)

 

11:16am

I'm bored.


11:16am

I'm BORED.

11:18am

John? Are you even checking your messages? I. Am. Bored, bored, BORED!

11:18am
Please don't yell.

11:18am
I'M. BORED!

11:19am
Still yelling. Isn't there a body or something to occupy you?

11:19am
I'd rather have YOUR body occupy me.

11:19am
I'm at WORK, Sherlock.

11:20am
What are you wearing?

11:20am
Are we really doing this?

11:20am
What. Are. You. Wearing?

11:21am
We *are* doing this. All right. Deduce it.

11:21am
Nothing.

11:22am
You went into my closet and figured I went to work naked, did you?

11:22am
Yes.

11:22am
All right. I love your idea of foreplay. [/sarcasm]

11:23am
BORED!

11:23am
Sorry. I'm naked. What am I doing?

11:23am
You're touching yourself in a very non-boring way.

11:24am
And what are you doing while I'm not being boring?

11:24am
I'm watching you.

11:24am
That's it? You could at least participate. Get naked. Touch yourself.

11:25am
I am.

11:25am
Are you thinking of me?

11:25am
Boring!

11:25am
I'm boring? Thanks so much. I'm putting my clothes back on.

11:26am
That's not what I meant. And you haven't any clothes.

11:26am
Haven't I?

11:26am
No. Now you're lying on your back on the bed.

11:26am
Your bed or mine?

11:27am
Mine.

11:27am
Good. My sheets -- never mind. Go on. What am I doing now?

11:28am
Now, you're watching me crawl up your naked body. I'm kissing your legs, your stomach...

11:28am
Shit. Got to go. Emergency. Multi-gunshot. Sorry. Bugger!

11:29am
I was hoping to, yes.

11:29am
Save it until I get home. Think you can entertain yourself til then?

11:30am
I can try.

11:30am
Don't try too hard. I wouldn't want to miss out.

11:30am
No promises.

11:30am
Cheeky.

11:30am
John?

11:31am
Yes?

11:31am
Hurry home soon as you can.

11:32am
I promise. <3