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monkeybardA Heated Argument
By MonkeyBard
Rating: G
Length: 100
Universe: BBC-Sherlock
Summary: John and Sherlock have a difference of opinion.
Date: 26 July 2019
JWP #26: It Is July, After All: London can be brutal in the summertime. Let’s have some hot sweaty London and Holmes and Watson being hot and sweaty in it, all while trying to solve crimes and not strangle each other.
By MonkeyBard
Rating: G
Length: 100
Universe: BBC-Sherlock
Summary: John and Sherlock have a difference of opinion.
Date: 26 July 2019
JWP #26: It Is July, After All: London can be brutal in the summertime. Let’s have some hot sweaty London and Holmes and Watson being hot and sweaty in it, all while trying to solve crimes and not strangle each other.
“No.”
“What?”
“I said no. It's too hot to solve crimes; therefore it’s too hot to commit crimes.”
“It doesn’t work like that.”
“It does today. I declare it.”
“You can’t just declare it.”
“Too late.”
“Greg would love it if it actually worked.”
“It does.”
“Where’s the science?”
“This transcends science.”
“Impossible.”
“You’ll see.”
“How will I see?”
“Time reveals all.”
“That's a ridiculous aphorism.”
“So you admit there’s truth in it.”
“That’s not what I said.”
“It’s what you meant.”
“I give up.”
The next day’s headline read: No Crimes Reported for 24 Hours.
“I told you so.”
“What?”
“I said no. It's too hot to solve crimes; therefore it’s too hot to commit crimes.”
“It doesn’t work like that.”
“It does today. I declare it.”
“You can’t just declare it.”
“Too late.”
“Greg would love it if it actually worked.”
“It does.”
“Where’s the science?”
“This transcends science.”
“Impossible.”
“You’ll see.”
“How will I see?”
“Time reveals all.”
“That's a ridiculous aphorism.”
“So you admit there’s truth in it.”
“That’s not what I said.”
“It’s what you meant.”
“I give up.”
The next day’s headline read: No Crimes Reported for 24 Hours.
“I told you so.”
