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monkeybardIt’s Not Spiders
By MonkeyBard
Rating: G
Length: 100
Universe: BBC-Sherlock
Summary: John and Sherlock shop for a gift.
Date: 1 August 2019
JWP #32: Irrational Fears: Phobias are very real. Have a character suffer from a phobia.
A/N: Because of course I’m going to do the extra prompt. *sigh*
“I don’t like them. They’re spindly and creepy and tendrily.”
“Tendrily, John? Really? You’re making up words now?”
“Shut up. How d’you think words come about? Someone has to make them up. Look at Shakespeare.”
“You’re not—”
“I know. Look. I never said it was rational. That’s the whole deal with phobias. They are by nature irrational. Just pick something else. Please.”
“It’s only going to be in the flat for one night.”
“I. Don’t. Care.”
“You’re the one who suggested it as a housewarming gift for Molly and Oscar.”
“I suggested a plant. I never said a spider plant!”
By MonkeyBard
Rating: G
Length: 100
Universe: BBC-Sherlock
Summary: John and Sherlock shop for a gift.
Date: 1 August 2019
JWP #32: Irrational Fears: Phobias are very real. Have a character suffer from a phobia.
A/N: Because of course I’m going to do the extra prompt. *sigh*
“I don’t like them. They’re spindly and creepy and tendrily.”
“Tendrily, John? Really? You’re making up words now?”
“Shut up. How d’you think words come about? Someone has to make them up. Look at Shakespeare.”
“You’re not—”
“I know. Look. I never said it was rational. That’s the whole deal with phobias. They are by nature irrational. Just pick something else. Please.”
“It’s only going to be in the flat for one night.”
“I. Don’t. Care.”
“You’re the one who suggested it as a housewarming gift for Molly and Oscar.”
“I suggested a plant. I never said a spider plant!”
