See what happens...

[monkeybard]

...when I'm trapped on the sofa by a snuggly kitty? I do personality memes.

You Are a Classic Martini

You area sophisticated drinker, who knows that simple quality is over-rated. You're a knowledgeable drunk, but sometimes you're a know-it-all when you're blasted. You should never: Drink and gossip. You tend to forget who's standing right behind you! Your ideal party: Has a real bartender. But no one mixes a better drink than you. Your drinking soulmates: those with a Chocolate Martini personality Your drinking rivals: those with a Margarita Martini personality

What Flavor Martini Are You?

I find this a little odd unless it's a classic vodka martini because, as we all know, gin is the alcohol equivalent of dirty gym socks.