monkeybard | Why is it... (Reply)

...that I am so vehemently averse to writing a wedding scene for a fanfic? I just don't want to do it. It'll either be over-the-top schlock--which is unacceptable--or it'll be brief and probably overly clinical. I have two options: find a happy medium, or just skip the scene entirely. Sadly, I think I must go with the former because I have 5.5 pages all leading up to the damned ceremony. ::sigh:: At least it's a nice registry-office deal rather than a big church do. ::shudder::

Okay, I've spent five minutes stalling. Is it enough? ... No. I must find another way to kill a little time. Perhaps I'll fold the laundry that's sitting wrinkling in the laundry hamper. Joy. Rapture.