No really

[monkeybard]

[sarcasm] The U.S. General Services Authority is fascinating. [/sarcasm]

Seriously.  Don't try to edjumacate me.  Just point me at the hoops and tell me which ones to jump through.  This is SO a gov't. website.  ::rolls eyes::

ETA:  Tell me the government doesn't have a sense of humour:  "Identify the Schedule and describe each special item number (SIN) under that Schedule, along with an estimate of the total annual sales made by all Schedule contractors under each SIN;"  LOL!

ETA again:  Bwahahahaha!  I know I'm easily amused, but come on!  "The seller can then review the SIN descriptions and find the SIN or SINs most likely to include the desired service or product."

Maybe this is extra funny to me because one of my new story's MMCs is a professional whore.  I dunno.  At any rate, FUNNY!

ETA yet again:  Am I just getting loopy, or does this really say what I think it says?  "Since no reports were required, all required reports were filed."  Yup.  That's Government Logic, folks.

Comments

[sunkrux.livejournal.com]

I hate to burst your bubble but you give the gov't too much credit. I seriously doubt they realize that their Special Item Number works out to be SIN when shortened. If they do, I'm even more afraid than I have been of our gov't. ;) It proves that it's run by evil, evil people. ;) LOL