FIC: Bar Bet (BBC-Sherlock/Doctor Who)
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monkeybardBar Bet
Author: MonkeyBard
Rating: G
Length: 100
Beta: None
Prompt: from
2cbetter2: 04 A BBC/Doctor Who crossover in which John and Rory meets and commiserate over who's got the worse one aka Sherlock or The Doctor :)
Summary: Two companions walk into a bar...
"Vampires."
"Cliché. Jade smugglers."
"Boring. The Silence."
"Who?"
"Not again."
"Sorry. Arrested for someone else's graffiti."
"Hunted by intergalactic criminal."
"Alienates every woman I date."
"Ran off with my fiancée the night before the wedding."
"You're kidding."
"In fairness, it was her idea and she did make it back in time."
"Disqualified. Held at crossbow-point."
"Turned into a Roman Centurion."
"Turned into a human bomb."
"Erased. From. History."
"Seriously?"
"Seriously."
"But you're here."
"Yeah well. That was before I became a centurion and then waited 2000 years outside a box for my girl-friend."
"Cheers, mate. Beers are on me."
"Cheers."
Author: MonkeyBard
Rating: G
Length: 100
Beta: None
Prompt: from
Summary: Two companions walk into a bar...
"Vampires."
"Cliché. Jade smugglers."
"Boring. The Silence."
"Who?"
"Not again."
"Sorry. Arrested for someone else's graffiti."
"Hunted by intergalactic criminal."
"Alienates every woman I date."
"Ran off with my fiancée the night before the wedding."
"You're kidding."
"In fairness, it was her idea and she did make it back in time."
"Disqualified. Held at crossbow-point."
"Turned into a Roman Centurion."
"Turned into a human bomb."
"Erased. From. History."
"Seriously?"
"Seriously."
"But you're here."
"Yeah well. That was before I became a centurion and then waited 2000 years outside a box for my girl-friend."
"Cheers, mate. Beers are on me."
"Cheers."
