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monkeybardIn light of recent household events, I found these two horoscopes particulary amusing.
Here is your horoscope for Sunday, November 5:
The foundations of your life need some care. It's a great day to repair some matters that have been on your mind for a while. Common sense and practical action are especially effective at getting the job done.
Here is your horoscope for Monday, November 6:
In the morning, finish any difficult tasks so in the afternoon you can go out and socialize. Those roots go deep, but the stars say it's time to polish the surfaces of your life instead of plumbing the depths.
Did I mention the plumbers...in the basement...fixing 60-year-old pipes...? ::snort:: Ya gotta laugh, you know?
Here is your horoscope for Sunday, November 5:
The foundations of your life need some care. It's a great day to repair some matters that have been on your mind for a while. Common sense and practical action are especially effective at getting the job done.
Here is your horoscope for Monday, November 6:
In the morning, finish any difficult tasks so in the afternoon you can go out and socialize. Those roots go deep, but the stars say it's time to polish the surfaces of your life instead of plumbing the depths.
Did I mention the plumbers...in the basement...fixing 60-year-old pipes...? ::snort:: Ya gotta laugh, you know?
