Check, check. One-two. One-two.

[monkeybard]

I'm just going to stop paying my friends back. Seriously. Some of them you can totally trust to deposit a check promptly--say in under two weeks.  Others...  I love them.  I really do.  But I'm going to have to drive to their homes and kick some asses soon if they don't go to the fucking bank!

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[write-light.livejournal.com]

As long as they aren't paying attention, why not write it for half the amount? Or move the decimal over a bit, so it's for $1.23? I was going to suggest signing it "Albus Dumbledore" or somesuch, but that might get you in hot water.

[monkeybard]

LOL! I like your thinking. ;)

[monkeybard]

I've considered, and I think it would be more appropriate to sign it "Ron Weasely" simply because he's the one I've identified with most since the very first book. You know, the not-quite-fuck-up, B-average student who'd rather be having fun but will end up studying in the end only because he has to. ;)

[write-light.livejournal.com]

Still think the bank might look darkly on it, unless you say, "Well OF COURSE it was a joke!" in a over-loud, jovial way.

[monkeybard]

For the relatively small amounts that I write checks for, I'd be surprised if anyone even looked at the signature. But I'm a known cynic.